I once told a joke about a straight person.
They came after me in droves.
Each one singing the same:
Don’t fight fire with fire.
What they mean is: Don’t fight fire with anything.
Do not fight fire with water.
Do not fight fire with foam.
Do not evacuate the people.
Do not sound the alarms.
Do not crawl coughing and choking and spluttering to safety.
Do not barricade the door with damp towels.
Do not wave a white flag out of the window.
Do not take the plunge from several storeys up.
Do not shed a tear for your lover trapped behind a wall of flame.
Do not curse the combination of fuel, heat, and oxygen.
Do not ask why the fire fighters are not coming.
When they say: Don’t fight fire with fire.
What they mean is: Stand and burn.”
Somewhere, Tony Stark’s crying.
Maybe the hardest prisons to break out of are the ones without locks.
Wait… that doesn’t make sense. - Abed Nadir
Tachi-senpai, I just love your smile~!
Lila: “Xena really taught you alot, huh?” (The Prodigal S01E18)
Louis C.K.keeping it 100.
WHAT IS THIS OH MY GOD
apparently this is from Kamen Rider
or so the tags tell me
"There's nothing good about goodnight
when it means goodbye." - Jeff Thomas
No. 6 chapter 12
edited by iwillstillopenthewindow
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Favorites Challenge - 10 male characters: Abed Nadir
Abed’s a shaman. You ask him to pass the salt, he gives you a bowl of soup. Because you know what, soup is better. Abed is better.